Why Can’t I Have Two? (2468)

There's these two guys, both are so nice
We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
One's got the game, one's got the change
Think I might need some help (please, please help)
I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
I like a-something on the side

Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?

If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?

They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?

Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?

If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?

Why should boys have all the fun?
I'm not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do

Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?

('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?