Still Waiting for Your Reply? - Ojisan Style Text (feat. Ui)

One, two, three, go
Uncle Text Style!

(Oh oh, still no reply?)
Not yet, I'm busy
(Oh oh, am I no good?)
I'll send you a full-length mirror
(Oh oh, still no reply?)
Not yet, you're noisy
(Oh oh, I ate sushi!)
I couldn't care less

Smiley emojis and katakana endings
Creating a language system even I don't know
My friends laughed (It's so gross! Block him!)
But I might reply a little
Because bam bam ba bam

Maybe putting love into words is a talent
Maybe putting love into words is a talent
Ooh ooh ooh
The cringe you can't see twice is oddly emotional
The cringe you can't see twice is oddly emotional
Ooh ooh ooh
So I might reply occasionally
Uncle Text Style!

(Oh oh, still no reply?)
Not yet, I'm at work
(Oh oh, I want to go to a hot spring!)
I'll send you a full-length mirror
(Oh oh, still no reply?)
Not yet, I'm sleeping today
(Oh oh, goodnight kiss!)
Ughhh

Even researchers are divided
On the uncle's mysterious confidence
We headed to the concrete jungle
To investigate its true nature

Exposed on the internet
(So gross lol, it's over lol)
Indeed, it's over
But even on top of that, dun dun da dun

Maybe making love into emojis is a talent
Maybe making love into emojis is a talent
Ooh ooh ooh
The toughness of ignoring even being ignored is chill in reverse
The toughness of ignoring even being ignored is chill in reverse
Ooh ooh ooh
So I'll keep a certain distance
Uncle Text Style!

If you sing about love, it's mid-Heisei
If you laugh about love now, it's early Reiwa
Family restaurant, lounging, drink bar
The LCD screen lights up again

(Ui-chan, you're cute today too! I love you! Just kidding (lol))
Escaping with (lol) might be the worst
Ooh ooh ooh

Maybe putting love into words is a talent
Maybe putting love into words is a talent
Ooh ooh ooh
The cringe you can't see twice is oddly emotional
The cringe you can't see twice is oddly emotional
Ooh ooh ooh
So I might reply occasionally
Uncle Text Style!

(Oh oh, still no reply?)
Not yet, I'm busy
(Oh oh, am I no good?)
I'll send you a full-length mirror
(Oh oh, still no reply?)
Not yet, you're noisy
(Oh oh, they're big!)
Yes, block complete

ichi-nii-san hai
ojisan kōbun!

(o-o- ohenji mada kana?)
mada mada desu isogashii desu
(o-o- ojisan ja dame kana?)
zenshin kagami o otodoke shimasu
(o-o- ohenji mada kana?)
mada mada desu yakamashii desu
(o-o- osushi o tabeta yo!)
shinu hodo kyōmi nai desu

nikoniko emoji ni katakana no gobi soete
watashi mo shiranai gengo taikei kōchiku chū
tomodachi wa waratteta (kimo sugi! burokku shina yo!)
demo chotto ohenji suru kamo
nazenara banban baban

ai o kotoba ni dekiru no wa sainō kamo desu
ai o kotoba ni dekiru no wa sainō kamo desu
u-u-u-
nido to wa mirenai kimosa ga gyaku ni emoi desu
nido to wa mirenai kimosa ga gyaku ni emoi desu
u-u-u-
dakara chokuchoku ohenji shichau kamo desu
ojisan kōbun!

(o-o- ohenji mada kana?)
mada mada desu shigoto chū desu
(o-o- onsen ikitai na!)
zenshin kagami o otodoke shimasu
(o-o- ohenji mada kana?)
mada mada desu kyō wa nemasu
(o-o- oyasumi chu!)
uē-

kenkyūsha no aida demo iken ga wakareru
ojisan no nazo no jishin
wareware wa sono jittai o chōsa subeku
konkurīto janguru e mukatta

intānetto sarasareteta
(kimo sugi w owatten daro w)
tashika ni owattemasu
demo sono ue de denden deden

koi o emoji ni dekiru no mo sainō kamo desu
koi o emoji ni dekiru no mo sainō kamo desu
u-u-u-
mushi sae mushi suru kitsusa ga gyaku ni chirui desu
mushi sae mushi suru kitsusa ga gyaku ni chirui desu
u-u-u-
dakara ittei no kyori wa tamotta mama de
ojisan kōbun!

ai o utaeba sorya heisei chūki
ima ai o waraeba sorya reiwa shoki
famiresu daradara dorinkubā
mata ekishō ga hikarimasu

(ui-chan kyō mo kawaii ne! daisuki! nanchatte (wara))
(wara) de nigeru no wa saitei kamo desu
u-u-u-

ai o kotoba ni dekiru no wa sainō kamo desu
ai o kotoba ni dekiru no wa sainō kamo desu
u-u-u-
nido to wa mirenai kimosa ga gyaku ni emoi desu
nido to wa mirenai kimosa ga gyaku ni emoi desu
u-u-u-
dakara chokuchoku ohenji shichau kamo desu
ojisan kōbun!

(o-o- ohenji mada kana?)
mada mada desu isogashii desu
(o-o- ojisan ja dame kana?)
zenshin kagami o otodoke shimasu
(o-o- ohenji mada kana?)
mada mada desu yakamashii desu
(o-o- oppai ookii ne!)
hai burokku kanryō