To The Girl That Gets Him Next

I don't know when to come in, but I'll—

Step to the party, caused a bit of raucous
Hit a little two step footwork flawless
Vodka coke venom in my veins, I'm a talker
Talk shite, I'm a shit sweet talker
Sat down and my head feels dizzy
Got a glass of the bubbles, now my head's all fizzy
Gotta keep my mind preoccupied
When he steps straight in with a girl by his side

(Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh) I can see she's nothing like me but
(Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh) I hope she makes you happy

To the girl who gets him next, here's what you should expect
He makes a couple dad jokes with a little intеllect
He's getting bеtter, getting bitter, found a babysitter
For his toddler tantrums, likes to bicker
Oh, calm him down with a bit of liquor
You're the girl that got him next

Oh, I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't
'Cause I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't

And he turned up late to our very first date
With a toothpaste stain on his t-shirt
He offered me a drink, said, "It's sugar free"
He knows that sugar made my teeth hurt
It's a wit for wit, said he liked my aura
Lighting up, borealis for aurora
Bunch a roses, now you bought them for her
You still adore me like you adore her

(Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh) I can see she's nothing like me but
(Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh) I hope she makes you happy

To the girl who gets him next, here's what you should expect
He makes a couple dad jokes with a little intellect
He's getting better, getting bitter, found a babysitter
For his toddler tantrums, likes to bicker
Oh, calm him down with a bit of liquor
You're the girl that got him next

Oh, I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't
'Cause I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't

And one day you'll be waking up in his bed
He's gonna look at you, but think of her instead

To the girl who gets him next, here's what you should expect
He makes a couple dad jokes with a little intellect ([?])
He's getting better, getting bitter, found a babysitter
For his toddler tantrums, likes to bicker
Oh, calm him down with a bit of liquor (Just a little bit)
You're the girl that got him next

Oh, I'm the devil he knows (Yeah), you're the angel he don't
'Cause I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't
Oh, I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't
'Cause I'm the devil he knows, you're the angel he don't

I love how you do that