Vampire Bat

Bet you feel like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me
Down like a rock star gon' too far
You got us all livin' on the seesaw now

Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper and he went off
Butcher, baker, candle maker thirsty for the power
Bouncin' 'round the room with a supersonic blaster
Givin' up the doom as the clock is tickin' faster
Kiwi is a cross of a strawberry and a lime
So detuned that the truth is a tight line
Givin' titty twisters like you're stuck in 1999
Ate what you fed me, poot, poot, and it's a gold lime

Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
So squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire bat
Now lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
So squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire

Don't you feel like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me
Down like a rock star gon' too far
You got us all livin' on a seesaw now
Like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me
Down like a rock star gon' too far
You got us all livin' on a seesaw now

Every time you get me down, get me down
Every time you get me, get me, get me down

All in my face, Don Quixote, hee-haw
Spank the monkey, more bananas than Diddy Kong
Shattered like a melon thrown from the Eiffel Tower
Such a fuckin' menace, you're a Dennis, you're a true Hobbes
Hey, man, what was that? Gimme back my ciggie tax
90% of a motherfuckin' ten-pack
Took it to the club and you put it in a piggy bank
Butterfingers dippin' lobster claws with your fat cats

Lean back just like that
Push me down, make me do that dance
So squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire bat
Now lean back (just like that)
Push me down, make me do that dance
So squeeze that, no more hands
Bit my lip like a vampire bat

Don't you feel like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me
Down like a rock star (down) gone too far (down)
You got us all

(Bet) like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me
Down like a rock star gon' too far
You got us all livin' on the seesaw now
Like a rock star, don't you now?
I know you get off every time you get me
Down like a rock star gon' too far
You got us all livin' on a seesaw now

Every time you get me down (every time you get me down, get me down)
Every time you get me, get me, get me down
Every time you get me down (every time you get me down, get me down)
Every time you get me, get me, get me down