If We Ever Broke Up

If you keep wondering
If somebody understands
Darling, I don't understand you
If you stay awake at night
Waiting for somebody right
Baby, oh, your karma is due

Like, I would never hate you
But only if you want to
So much time, like who knew? (Like who knew?)
Music we got into
Songs we fell in love to
Boy, this feels so wrong too (ah-ah-ah)

If we ever broke up, I'd never be sad
Thinking 'bout everything that we had
If we ever broke up
If we ever broke up, I'd call your dad
And tell him all the shittiest of things you said
If we ever broke up

Boy, don't get emotional 'cause it's not personal
It's just the way, just the way it goes
If we ever broke up, I'd never be sad
Thinking 'bout everything that we had
If we ever broke up

You're living in wonderland
If you think I'll understand
All the shit you put me through
If girls in white dresses and big winter weddings
Is something you want to be true

Then pack up your drama
This selfish dilemma
Is something this shit can't undo
Like, I would never hate you
But only if you want to
So much time like, who knew? Whoa-oh

If we ever broke up, I'd never be sad
Thinking 'bout everything I thought we had
If we ever broke up
If we ever broke up, I'd call your dad
And tell him all the shittiest of things you've said
If we ever broke up

Boy, don't get emotional
'Cause it's not personal
It's just the way, just the way it goes
If we ever broke up, I'd never be sad
Thinking 'bout everything that we had
If we ever broke up (ha-ha-ha)