Hell Of A Ride

I remember when I lost my mind
It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night
And the man on the telly said
"build a bunker in your shed"
And tell your mum, I love her

I'm on day six hundred and thirty nine
Hello, and welcome to my pointless life
Won't you have a slice of pecan pie?
Let me show you where I cry
It's in the corner
It's out of order

I'm 25
Going on 45
Going on 99
Going on dead

Blink twice
You'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride
Going on dead

I think of everything I could have been
A superhero in a limousine
Or a hot shot living on top
But instead; look what I've got
The world is on fire
Baby pass me a lighter

Cos I'm 25
Going on 45
Going on 99
Going on dead

Blink twice
You'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride
Going on dead

Looks like the sun's coming out again
And I see my friends
They're over the moon to see me
What a surprise
God, i'm glad i'm alive, i'm alive i'm alive

25
Going on 45
Going on 99
Going on dead

Blink twice
You'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride
Going on dead